Kelllyanne, tragically, became a double amputee following the Bowling Green Massacre.

How did this man not possess the forearm strength to lift himself out of this predictament.

Think of what those years in prison will be like for these two.

“I’m so sorry that happened to you.” = “This was a completely random thing, like a sinkhole opening up and swallowing your house, and didn’t have anything to do with our driving to your house, yelling racial slurs, et.c. I want to completely pretend that actions (especially mine) do not have consequences (especially…

“I’m so sorry that happened to you” as if it were a fucking act of god. I’m so glad these people are going to jail.

“I would never ...” = “I didn’t realize there would be consequences for my actions.” Which is why we are seeing an uptick in racist and anti-Semitic acts; people are getting the message that they can get away with it.

I share this burden. I usually ask for fries as a side dish and then pretend the ketchup is just for them.

Eh, who cares. The only people judging are idiots who are overly concerned about what other people like. Eat it how you want.

And yet we “libruls” are the snowflakes who need safe spaces. Riiiight…

Steven Morris will most likely respond

Fuck yeah. Robinson is criminally overlooked. Dude has written an insane amount of perfect songs. I mean, “My Girl”? Go back and listen to that original recording. Maybe the most perfect pop song ever.

Love slap, Baby!

Public Schools benefitted me by making me smart enough to not vote for Trump.

Third rule in Latino families: leave your wife after she donates her organs to you.

maybe their ghosts are stalking him around the White House? Hence the present tense?

Lincoln, tremendous beard, best beard.

“If the reverse of this movie was made, I bet you snowflakes would be crying racism.”

I interned for the show for a summer... The men were all wonderful.