You know, it’s not the golden shower that bothered me that much, it was the detailed reports of literally every member of Trump’s inner circle meeting at one time or another with Russian intelligence officials.

Yes exactly. I’d love to live next door to my mom. But I think it seems like all mother daughter relationships are negative bc it feels braggy to say so when everyone needs a place to vent here? But whatever my mom rocks, she keeps me grounded she’s hilarious she tells me when she has a fight with my dad and I tell…

• HAD PENIS SURGERY LAST WEEK, SKIN GLUE STUCK TO DIAPER AND CAME OFF TODAY CAUSING UNCONTROLLABLE PENILE BLEEDING

“Help me!”

Clearly. Normal people don’t kill other people for an accidental drink spill in a bar.

He threatened to kill Wes Welker when Welker refused to help him with the projector during Hernandez’s rookie year. Welker quickly entered the witness protection program and relocated to Denver under the protection of special agent Aqib Talib who has busted a few caps as well.

The fact that when someone bumped into him, spilling his drink, he thought the appropriate reaction was to blow multiple people away. This is probably all you really need to know about where his brain was at during training camp.

NO YOU ARE WRONG. Canadians don’t have the right to wear fur any more than anyone else, it’s NOT a part of Canadian heritage unless you’re speaking of a very specific group of people - not descendants of imperialist colonizers and immigrants. No one should wear fur unless they are hunting and making these articles of…

Naw, it’s just as shitty for Canucks and Russians to wear fur as it is for anyone else.

I’m interested in seeing it - but if anything sad happens, I just can’t.

Ok I love Atlanta and Darius, and am not a big fan of Silicon Valley but....am I alone in thinking that this was kind of a dick move/not funny?

I was alone in an elevator with Ruth Bader Ginsburg and she farted. I was going to ignore it like a gentleman when she said “woah did somebody step on a duck.” We both laughed and she turned to me and said “no one will ever believe you if you tell this again.” She is one wise lady.

Jesus fucking Christ. At this point I’d be willing to break into their fertility clinic and flush those fucking things down the toilet just to get this Loeb fucker off this shit.

Yup. This is pretty clearly the behaviour of an abuser who’s pissed that his victim got away. “Emma” and “Isabella” my ass.

Goddamnit. I seriously can’t remember a day in the last month where I haven’t hated humanity at least once.

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

The barley incident just begging for someone to step up and say “what’s good for the goose is good for the gander.”

Baldwin’s reaction is like that republican lady who got all mad at Ana Navarro for saying pussy on the news when she was quoting Donald Trump - same misdirection, same reduction of the word to the single, most recent instance of it’s use while blatantly ignoring the referenced, and far more significant, use.

BAC TO THE FUTURE

Listen, I’m going to take this as a sign that a long-cursed entity can defeat a racist mascot — and that it can happen twice in one week. Go Hubbies!