I’m an actor. That is fucking out of bounds. There’s Method (full disclosure: not my style) and there’s being a garbage monster of a human being. And thinking (rightly) that you can get away with it because you’re a “name” movie star, and the less powerful female actor is likely to shut up & take it, rather than risk…

I was playing high school ball back in the day, and we had our third string short-stop in there because we were blowing the other guys out. He was so nervous, that when he got a ground ball, he threw it about 1/4 of the way to first base as hard as he could. Almost straight into the ground—except there was an umpire…

That’s Hilarias.

A week?? I think I would need surgery to repair all the torn tendons & ligaments & be down for a month.

(replace ‘her’ with ‘him,’ but you get the idea)

Women are really letting me down in this regard.

I’m totally going to make pancakes with maple syrup and frozen berries! I’ll be invincible I say, Invincible!

Here’s the thing: they don’t CARE if you die. In their minds, you deserve it for doing such an awful thing. They would smile down smugly at your body and picture you roasting in hell with the other sinners, and discuss carting your corpse around to schools so they could use it to scare young girls about what happens…

I love how the front half of the cat is in stealth observe mode, and the rear just shifts into attack mode position.

“Pack your things and get out, you son of a bitch!”

JUST GONNA SIT OVER HERE CRYING GUYS. I’m so sorry for your loss. I’ve owned both cats and dogs and losing them opens up a hole in your heart that can shock you, especially if you aren’t prepared for the pain. You did a great thing by providing him with a home while he was here. You’re good people.

show me on the pie where the pizza man touched you

One room for boys! One room for girls! Intersex people get to shit in a cupboard!

“Fuck yeah. This walk is awesome. Gettin exercise. Hangin with my best bud, Human. We’re just loving the outd..........nope I’m done. Right here is good.”

I quite liked her work with Clive Warren in A Love of Two Brains.

I like to “LAF” at the end of the day. I reflect on the past day on what I have Learned, Accomplished, and what was my Favorite moment of the day.

I haven’t payed any attention to Serial, but in the case of Making a Murderer, how is the defense or the producers supposed to figure out who actually killed Teresa when the police were very clearly intent on proving a case against they guy they believed did it? Also, the lawyers had to be careful not to implicate…

I spray my comforter down with Lysol

When it gets too hot for the comforter, you kick it off and just have the sheet on you. THAT is what it’s for!

Nicki and Meek’s thing is so weird to me. She keeps going on about the kind of boss-ass men she wants in her life and then she ends with a guy she will now literally babysit, who has the vocabulary and mentality of a teenager. He must be super charming behind closed doors cos...