Hey my doctor told me I had the biggest tonsils he’d ever seen. Big tonsils club! Yeah! *high five*

I was out of town and the water at the hotel was down. A pipe had burst or something. I was in desperate need of a bm but didn’t want to use the toilet at the hotel and just leave my stuff in an unflushable toilet. So my solution was to go to the nearest Walmart and use their bathroom. I go to Walmart, walk briskly to…

I hated having ‘Happy Birthday’ sung to me as a child so I don’t even know what I would do if someone sitting across from me started singing directly to me. I understand Blige is making a larger point, but damn I would be uncomfortable. Do I just make eye contact the entire time she is singing to me? Look away once in…

I’ve noticed that if I don’t wash my feet they get itchy. I think if I don’t exfoliate the foot by giving it a quick scrub with a washcloth then dead skin builds up and makes them itchy? That’s my own hypothesis as my body seems to have self-exfoliation problems. So it isn’t so much a hygiene concern as a ‘oh god,…

Because he’s so smart and knows what the women really mean. A simpleton may think no means no, but a genius knows that no means yes!

I wonder if a car company could be successful bringing back the old exterior, but with modern engines, interiors, and safety features. That was sort of what the PT Cruiser was trying to do wasn’t it? If so, I would love to own a “new” ‘49 Cosmo.

I, an ordinary citizen, am already like “omg I bet he slapped one of the kids! That was the incident I bet!” to myself so I can imagine just how overcome with excitement and emotion people in the tabloid industry actually feel. ‘Drunk Brad tried to kill Shiloh!’ will probably be a story by the Daily Mail.  

Omg, I can see the “Brad wants Jennifer back!” or “Justin angry as Brad keeps calling Jen for support!” stories now.

This actor would have to be a bit older wouldn’t he? If he was abusing Corey Haim wouldn’t that have made it the early ‘80s or so? So a person who has been A-list for quite some time. Boy, I bet the answer is going to be really depressing!

To be fair, Montana doesn’t have a lot of people and I don’t think our newspapers are wading through letters and choosing to print only the best ones. I think they print whatever they get no matter how batshit insane. I’ve seen letters to the editor in the state’s biggest newspapers that are basically just old people…

I think it is based on how he said Bundchen. I think most Americans probably say it like bunch and not boon like he did.

While others have mentioned it is not technically on reservation land, I would like to note that tribes are as sovereign as the federal government allows them to be. We can talk about sovereignty all day but as soon as we propose to do something the Feds don't want us to do they are going to put an end to it. Imo we…

Why does it take PBS so long to air the seasons!? Even my “other sources” end up getting removed so I’ll be an episode or two in and unable to find the rest of the series.

I like the implication of “You took the wrong kid.” Like if they had picked some other kid his/her mother wouldn’t have given a shit.

Yeah, maybe a one off comment when those pics first came out, but to continue it? Very strange And with the latest pics it’s like yeah everything is fine but it’s not reincarnated John Holmes and I think I had more to say but I just realized I’m taking the time to write something about Justin Bieber’s penis and now I…

When I watch a reality show, say ‘Top Chef,’ and hear them list their accomplishments and then on the screen it will say age 27 I always get depressed (I turned 34 last month). It’s like these are real people who have done so much. I don’t have a James Beard award! I don't have any awards! I really don’t want to be…

Be glad he loves the cats and also proud because that cat is pretty cute. And you’ve got two of them!

I’m really sad he won’t be our VP anymore. Honestly, I would be happy to be his right hand woman....the Gary to his Selina Meyer. He just seems like he would be an awesome guy to hang out with all day while he goes around negotiating backroom deals.

He choked up a bit at the convention too. Beau gave the VP nomination address in 2008 and I’m sure it was unthinkable that his son wouldn’t be there at the end of his two terms. How fast things can happen. I feel so bad when I see him talk about Beau because he is clearly in so much pain.

The end part with the home movies of him as a boy? Yeah, outright sobbing.