I remember my mom talking about how Bill Clinton and Al Gore were so cute the night they were elected. She denies this now, but I clearly remember being like “them?”

Similarly, I remember the Persian Gulf War because my family and I were eating dinner and watching an old rerun of Happy Days. The station ran a banner across the bottom stating that war had been declared and my dad changed it to CNN. After getting the basics, my brother and I asked if we could switch it back to Happy…

If he had been beaten so badly about the face that he needed stitches and broke teeth, wouldn’t his face show some degree of swelling and/or bruising? Come on youtube stars! If you’re going to fake a hate crime to get attention for yourself put some effort into it! Throw yourself down an actual flight of stairs,…

Thank you! When I read that he said Tom Brady was such a gentleman my first thought was yes because he let your (alleged?) mistress wear his Superbowl rings.

I became a dog owner for the first time this past winter. So when it got hot I bought a little kiddie pool and thought he could lay in it to cool off or run through the sprinkler. No, he hates it. Avoids the sprinkler unless his ball is there. Was very resistant when I tried to get just one paw in the empty kiddie…

I remember reading an article that discussed one of the more “famous” child porn victims. She is now an adult but those images are still being passed around by perverts. She is taking the novel approach of seeking restitution from those found to have viewed her photos.

I know I sound like a modern day phrenologist, but what’s up with these guys and their close together eyes? George Zimmerman is the same. And I swear when you get pictures of guys in weird militias a large proportion have these types of eyes. I urge the police to stop and frisk these gentlemen.

$45 per couple. So $90 total to the host family. It is bad enough but then to charge your own parents? Like yeah you gave me life but I'm going to need some money to cover that steak you just ate.

I was listening to an etiquette podcast and one of the questions was from a woman who had been invited to a bbq at her sister’s home, along with her husband and her parents. At the end of the meal the sister asked everyone to pay $45 to cover the food costs. Behavior like that....I don’t even know how you get it in…

I had to go on Humira when I was in my mid 20s because I suddenly developed severe psoriatic arthritis. Immense pain. The first doctor I saw didn’t even tell me about biologics because he knew I didn’t have insurance. The second doctor said we are trying a biologic and here is the information for the patient…

I’m so sorry for your loss. I am sure you did the right thing and Ashley is no longer hurting. It can be absolutely devastating to lose a beloved cat and that grief will be quite fresh for several weeks. Take some time and grieve and eventually you will get to a place where thoughts of Ashley bring more smiles than…

It wasn’t a typical knockout no, it was quite amazing. What I meant though was you know the hits you see that make you say ‘oh!’ at home and the knockdown seems inevitable? Like as soon as you see the punch you know it’s over. With Golovkin, it’s rarely like that. You see a jab and all of a sudden the guy is down.…

The thing I find most interesting is that GGG’s knockout punches don’t look like a typical knock out punch. His Geale knockout was an obvious knockout, coming in clear and right in the chin. But in tonight’s fight, what I thought was just a glancing hit turned into the first knockdown. The same for other fights. I…

If ‘you’re the reason our kids are ugly’ doesn't get you in the mood then I don't know what will.

I’m certainly no Jolie Kerr and she probably has the ultimate solution to eliminate all grease spots, but I will say that I have had good luck with treating the stain with Dawn. Dawn Platinum to be precise. It has worked really well with “fresh” grease stains but I don’t know about old, set in ones. Just put a drop on…

In keeping with my tradition of crushes on men old enough to be my dad, I remember being much more into William Petersen than Marky Mark. Steve was doing the best he could with this rebellious teen daughter damnit!

My wife is a slut.

Now he’s awkwardly dancing with the angels. *sniff*

I use a fork to keep from stuffing my face. If I have to cut it up in small bites then it takes longer and I don't find myself going for a second slice as others at the table are still sprinkling Parmesan on their firsts.