The fact that he is the same size as his classmates if my favorite part. At first glance it’s just a bunch of young middle schoolers. Then you realize one punk is disobeying the dress code and wearing sandals! And a cardigan!

I gotta say that I really do see the Julia Louis Dreyfus-Freddy resemblance. Good job on this one Double Creature.

Sometimes I get thoughts that nobody deserves to be hit, that we are all just doing the best we can in this world. Then I read stories like these and realize no, some people just really need to get slapped around. Like if the last girl had jumped over the counter and stuffed the caramel bag in the woman’s mouth…

It’s very “Ooh a kitty!......A Kitty?!?!”

Was this post inspired by the Comedy Bang Bang podcast? In the most recent episode Jason Manzoukas and Scott Aukerman got into a debate. Jason does the Reece’s Peecees so they rhyme (which I also do) and Scott was against it.

After I had my senior portraits taken I asked my mom to ask the photographer to do some airbrushing. I had acne and for god knows what reason I never thought to use concealer and makeup. When I see pictures of myself from that time it’s like why I didn’t I just buy a bottle of foundation?! Anyway I showed them to a…

I wonder if it would be possible for a parent group to create an emergency fund for these situations. Say there’s a bake sale at the beginning of the year and the proceeds go to a fund that would cover the cost of a hot lunch for children who have no ‘credit’ on their lunch passes. Or even a corporate backer could…

How interesting. So if there was no reminder to go to the bathroom would she just soil herself and not realize until she felt it? It’s strange to think of what it would be like not to have the internal indicator that you have to pee.

If only there had been a whale with a golf ball in its spout. You could have really tested your mettle, but it would have been dangerous if the sea was angry, like an old man sending back soup .

I know. That’s how the Amy Poehler-Will Arnett one seemed. One day they were fine, then gossip about a divorce, and then divorce. It all happened pretty quick.

How many times can one couple be wrongfully imprisoned for murder? I think having each of them go to jail was just a very dumb writing choice. Like we’re going to think they’re even more perfect for each other because they’ve both been in the clink? I’m surprised one of them wasn’t arrested for somehow giving Isis…

Remember how they held hands and waded into the water? And then the proposal scene? Those two are just so cute.

And Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn!! Though they aren’t technically married.

Yeah, they are a couple I want to make it. Unfortunately, I have a terrible track record when it comes to picking couples. I let myself like one reality show, Newlyweds, and then look what happened to Nick and Jessica. Even my fictional faves are doomed, like House and Cuddy. Therefore, I can only believe that Jen and…

I just happened to look at the Wikipedia list of winning words last night. The early ones were pretty easy, like ‘knack.’ So does that mean we as a nation are better spellers or the competition wasn’t so intense so the words weren’t as hard? I tend to think it’s the latter.

I agree that it is a fantastic song, but have you not heard of the awesomeness of Reba’s ‘Fancy’ and ‘Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia’? I think they are both worthy of being on a non-country listeners exception list. Also, ‘Fist City’ because it's just Loretta Lynn talkin shit.

Hey, can you blame him? Look at that little girl he’s holding, it looks like her pants barely go an inch or two below her knee, exposing half of her calf and possibly an ankle! How immodest and men are visually stimulated you know.

This was my favorite one. I made a pffftt sound in my head when I read it. Yes, Nancy was the one who did the leaving. And I happen to love Frank Sinatra, but come on.

I actually read a tip, I think it was on Jezebel, that has worked for me. If you see a skid mark, fold some toilet paper (don’t just wad it up), and set it on the water. The water will bring the paper down and then when you flush, it wipes away the skid. I’ve been surprised by how well it worked for me, I’ve even done…

Oh wow, you have a great site. I spent a lot of time on it when I first got into Larry. While I know he could have his own diva-ish behaviors and wasn’t always a model of tact and grace, I do think he did the best he could with what was known at the time. If they had stayed together...I just can’t see it ending…