I wonder if that “internal strife” involves Girardi’s relationship with Gary Sanchez’s defensive abilities. He’s terrible behind the plate, and can’t seem to go more than two batters without visiting the mound. That has to drive Joe crazy, and it didn’t seem to be getting any better.

Nothing like napalming your bridges with a city’s political leadership to help you achieve your goals. Bettman’s less popular than Trump in Canada. If he thinks this approach is going to get the results he wants, he’s delusional.

Odor? This guy?

It’s a shame punches don’t win baseball games.

The Rangers, you say?

One can be “the most exciting” while not being the best at defence. Fortunately for Kevin Pillar we can make an argument that he’s both.

And that’s why I prayed for him.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

“Inadvertently ingest cocaine while kissing a woman solicited for sex on Craigslist the night before the olympic trials..” - also Rob Ford’s Make-a-Wish request.

That’s “Goal-Scoring, Hot-Dog Eating Champ of the Entertainment District”... I mean that about Kessel, not Ford.

Sportswriters can be a bunch of cocks, but this Blue Jays team is a bunch of thin-skinned pansies. They cadillac every big hit and then wet their pants when a pitcher with no control grazes one of their elbows. They throw bats around like they’re napkins in McFadden’s at 1:30 in the morning and then magically end up…

Katmandidn’t

Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.

Somebody’s hittin’ the maple syrup a little early today...

“The single worst thing that has ever happened to an Armenian”

Let’s all hope this is the beginning of a long and bitter rivalry between the city of Montreal and the entire state of Kansas.

You’ve won three titles in five years.

His first draft: “We are fucked. Fucker fucked us. After Westbrook fucks us we are more fucked. No good player will fucking replace them because who the fuck wants to live in fucking Oklafuckinghoma?”

Seeing Erik Kratz makes me miss Stone Temple Pilots.

To be fair, when Curry is hot I lose my shit as well.