The pope is the only catholic allowed to get tenure

They’re hockey players. Not a chance.

Bobby Clarke approves this statement.

Wasn’t really a punch, Bortuzzo was trying to get his stick out from under Fiala’s arm and probably didn’t realize he was as hurt as he was.

By Ottawa, do you mean Saskatoon? And a snowstorm to boot.

They ran Kessel, and Burke, out of town because they overpaid for the hot-dog eating champ of the Entertainment District. And as for Ford, he gave every penny he saved to his buddies. He wanted to build subways the same way Trump wants to build a wall: with imaginary money. But the suburban fuck-tards bought Ford’s…

Steve Simmons in a clubhouse or dressing room? When he got on Batista’s case a couple of years ago re: JB’s Twitter account being handled by a PR firm, JB had no idea who Simmons was, ‘cause Simmons flings his darts from the nearest all-you-can-eat restaurant.

Except the Jays. 61 homers against Toronto (most against any team), 41 of them at SkyDome (most at any ballpark other than Fenway). Don’t let the closing roof hit ya on the way out Ortiz.

August 15 and there’s snow on the ground? Gotta be Manitoba.

What if they all attached stained dentures...wouldn’t that be more appropriate for Britain?

That is but one of many, many reasons why people hate Yankee fans. Many, many reasons.

Until someone drowns.

Yabbut, Bruins won the Cup two years after trading Kessel to Leafs, while Leafs won...nothing. So saying Boston lost the Kessel trade is a stretch. Addition by subtraction.

They just need new air vents so the Rangers can stop choking in October.

Ya, and if he had the bad luck to be born in Buttfuck, New Zealand he would be a poor, short sheep herder no one has heard of. But no, was lucky enough to be born in a country that pays millions of dollars to men who can put a ball through a hoop.

If you lose 10-9, you get to bank up to 9 runs cause those runs were wasted.

Rusty Staub needs a shave.

They let fucking Mike Tyson in, and he’s been found guilty of a few things.

Spring training, Cubs & Angels. Great scheduling.

Catcher was DFA’d. Many Jays fans would have given him a raise.