Adam LaRoche would like to have a word with you.

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

At the racist notary. Look, I don’t make the racism notary rules, I just report on them.

Joey Bats sends his regards.

“What the hell did I do to deserve that?!?”

But was it a sucker punch?

1 game for the attempt, 7 for connecting.

Sounds like college was a lot of fun!

Now that he is in Canada, they are all blaming Tulo’s surgically repaired Tragically Hip.

But let’s get creative. And international.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Walker got his 23 a game in this series, but it took him 22 shots per to do it.

Tiny Catcher: Goddamnit, that was my ride home.

At least the fans’ wrist shots were more accurate than the Flyers were.

“We coulda told you that.” - Blue Jays fans

Panda: Eats, Leaves

Every mention of Syndergaard reminds me how much I hate the R.A. Dickey trade (as a Jays fan).

I read this in Bill Walton’s voice, and I couldn’t understand a single word of it.

The correct question, how long until the playoffs are over? When the sun explodes.