From the time I could vote for pres in 96 my entire voting life has revolved in such a large degree around these two families. I am fucking sick of it. Rigged democracy.

"I emailed Governor Bush when the state was going through the initial insurance crisis," one woman, whose AOL email address was among those in the database, told the Daily Dot.

i strongly identify with each one of these owls

i had the volume turned dwn on this but something about it made my dog anxious

Related: Papa John's serves really shitty pizza and their CEO is a douche-bag.

Lawyer Jezzies!!

Without an internet or phone connection.

As a fellow alumna, they're just saying what the entire Princeton community was thinking - bring up her name to anyone and it is like a whole body cringe.

People like her should be muttering this stuff alone in a dirty, desert trailer park.

First she tells me to exercise moderately, then she tell me to drink a reasonable amount of water —now— fucking cooking my food? When will this socialist dystopia, with the cheap gas and the health care, end? My boss's boss needs —and is due— more tax breaks! [strokes guns slowly, fingers bag of Cheetos]

Here is the full cover, "game-changing" "perfect pasta" and all.

Another question: Whose face did they photoshop onto her face? Because that most certainly is not what her fucking face looks like.

omg, i am happy this is happening. Coach totally threw off the dynamic. There were just too many characters all of a sudden, too many plotlines and frankly, not enough Winston who is my fave character on the show. Lamorne Morris is amazing. Also, whatever happened to ferguson the cat? He seems to have disappeared?!

See, I'm on the opposite end of things here.

Little will be left to the imagination in Magic Mike XXL, says Channing Tatum

Everytime Kim gets publicity, humanity gets a little bit dumber.

Yes, this. I'm convinced that people keep forgetting there are intelligent, liberal, religious people because we aren't the type to go on crazy rants or do obnoxious shit that gets put on the news.

Lose your religion, lose your leg!

In other news, Jezebel once again makes the peculiar mistake that religion is a synonym for Christianity.