I wish there was a way that I could prominently display this GIF every time my step-mother-in-law tells me how gluten and caffeine are bad and eastern medicine is good.

I agree entirely. The canned bullshit is unacceptable and a rip-off.

EXACTLY THIS.

I drink 8-16 ounces of SKIM COW'S MILK everyday, I bake with it, and my poops are FLAWLESS and REGULAR. I also maintain a healthy weight and rarely get sick. I am nearly 32 years in age and have zero health problems.

I was so filled with rage at the inclusion of chicken as a pizza ingredient I did not. Now that I have, I wholeheartedly disagree. Pizza is fucking pizza, and there are laws that should not be violated, including, but not limited to, particular types of meat not being on it. ESPECIALLY FUCKING CHICKEN. Also, a…

People also put macaroni and fucking cheese on a fucking pizza. It's horrifying.

YES. That's not a fucking pizza that's a casserole, gtfo.

THIS LIST IS SO WRONG.

I AGREE WITH KANYE. AWARD SHOWS ARE BORING AND A JOKE.

I can't speak for everyone, but when I was pregnant and a poor graduate student and I heard of doulas I figured that sounded too fancy and did not look into it. I wasn't really sure what the difference between a doula and a midwife was, and figured since I can't afford a midwife I probably couldn't afford a doula and…

Oh fuck no.

Does this come in 2 or 3T? I must put my kid in it next time I see my father, and also my mother-in-law.

THIS EXACTLY.

Dancing is key. Especially to Le Tigre.

This is my strategy with my own son. When I learned that the parasite within my womb was going to be born male, I figured I could train him to be an interloper. We bought him a kitchen set for his second Christmas.

Zach Braff is and always has been a douchebag. Related: Garden State was terrible.

Normally I turn my nose up at animal print, but this literal catsuit is badass.

Don't do anything that you might expect other people to care about (like get married) on a fucking holiday. It's selfish and tacky, pick a different day that Hallmark and Hollywood haven't already co-opted.

Your anecdote is very sad, and I am sorry that a friend of a friend of yours has such a difficult time. What is said out of frustration in emotional situations, like talking about one's own demise, should not be the basis for facts. Your argument, appears to be, that a child dying of measles is preferable to raising…

Autism is not contagious or deadly. Measles is contagious and deadly. These are facts that do not say "autism ain't that bad."