I AM GONNA DO YOU A SOLID AND ACCEPT ALL 4 INTO THE RUNNING.

Pat the Rat McCrory- the ‘bathroom bill’ and an attempt at voter restrictions

Racist toe-fungus, Paul LePage.

Yes, I will accept Dennis Hastert into the running because his grossness was revealed this year.

Lolwut?

Jesus, there’s Raumer over in Illinois, Brownback in Kansas, the Michigan governor . . . LOTS of people are worse than Weiner

Dennis Hastert, rapist.

Build a wall around Anthony Weiner’s penis! I am sure even Mexico would be happy to chip in for that.

Paul LePage, Maine governor, for being totally vile and seemingly impossible to get rid off.

Too many kids on welfare these days. The internet has destroyed the newspaper delivery industry that used to employ so many 10-15 year olds. We need to deregulate coal mining and manufacturing jobs to get these kids back to work and close the child welfare agency for good.

I think the only place I ever got kicked out of was health class in 5th grade because I couldn’t control myself and snickered at a cartoon dick becoming erect. I was pretty embarrassed after that. I hope this guy is mortified. Especially since his face will go viral with this video unlike the vast majority of hecklers…

She really handles herself so confidently. When I saw her perform live she did a bit about Hillary Clinton and some guy yelled “Who cares!” She immediately had the spotlight on that guy and told him to come down to the stage if he really wanted to talk. She even used some condescending baby talk on him. Not another…

“I was going to leave anyway,” says the guy in the very expensive seats who felt the need to ruin the show for everyone else.

Guys like this don’t change after a prison sentence. Letting them out someday is like letting a serial killer go free. They won’t be cured of their sick desires and will do it again. Fogle has proven again and again he’s one demented fuckface. So what’s the solution if we can’t keep them away from the public for life?

Wait, so his argument is that they were bad parents who raised a kid dumb enough to go to Taylor’s house and let herself be filmed in the bath?

Funny thing. In elementary school we had mock elections when Clinton was coming up to his second term, complete with fake voting booths. The older kids were in charge of everything. When it was my turn to vote and I was going for Bush (cause I was like 7 what the hell did I know) the older kid said “no no you should…

Not just schools. One of my coworkers was given a similar quiz in her church youth group.

Jonas Salk ABSOLUTELY deserves a day! If only there were more Jonas Salks and less Martin Shkrelis around. :(

Because American politicians are greedy, corrupt cunts

Well, we can do it. We just choose not to.