Yikes, good luck, y’all.

Welcome to Ohio. Make sure when the ascension happens and trump turns into a giant snake, you don’t get eaten.

I hereby decree you should always have baby burros at work to make amends for the soul crushing nature of your job! I got to play with bloodhound puppies at work once and that was amazing! Baby animals make work more tolerable. :)

Aww that’s great. This is another goodie.

Absolutely they are. We’d use football games to practice for competitions because we didn’t give a shit how we did at games. Games were for getting sweaty and amped up, trying to eat hot dogs with mustard without staining our shirts, and going out to eat afterwards and probably making out under the bleachers if I’m…

I am not feelin’ that yellow dress... I also think, after looking at the majority of the men pictured, that it’s about time for women to start showing up to red carpet events looking like they just got out of bed and had to throw some shit together quickly too.

I like llamas, but baby goats are my internet palate cleansers.

are you trying to kill us

I’m way too hungover for all this awfulness. Could we just have an entire llama-centric day?

YES! It’s SUPPOSED TO BE FUN! Why does fun have to be so serious??? Let the girls join your party!

my heart really needed this

Little boys too! While watching the previews with a friend and her son he looked over at us and said “yeah girls aren’t just mom’s they’re GHOSTBUSTERS”

I guess bc now that there’s lady Ghostbusters all copies of the original movie will be destroyed because obviously both can’t exist

Suck it, whiny MRA manchildren.

Yay!!! I can't wait to take my little girl and niece to see it. Who runs the world?!

Because teh wimminz are ruining their childhood, maaaaan!

AND...

And that is when you challenged them to a duel. Why are dudebros so mad?

Bud did y’all see how fantastic they all looked?

This is so sweet. It makes me teary eyed. BUT NOT AS TEARY EYED AS ALL THE ANGRY BROS!