“JOE.... THIS IS GOD....

Oh Jesus Christ. President Obama has been incredibly restrained in discussing unjustified shootings of Black men by the police. What the fuck is wrong with this moron?

Plus they have a basic nutritional value that guns lack. Same with pools, cars or anything else that gets brought up as a diversion. Other things that are sometimes dangerous have a basic use that isn't to harm.

But also absurdly entertaining for everyone who reads News of the Weird the next day.

The only way to stop a bad guy with a banana is a good peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat.

but damn it if Americans won’t try! we don’t let a little smooshiness get in the way of our death.

They make suicide more dangerous. Suicidal people are more likely to try and go through with it if there is a gun in the house.

Everyone is a responsible gun owner until, you know, suddenly they aren’t.

But....but formula is full of BIG PHARMA TOXINS!!!! *snorts another dose of cocaine

Yeah he cleaned the whole house.

It’s hard not to judge someone who isn’t able to abstain from cocaine WHILE BREASTFEEDING.

Sooo... You go through the effort to breastfeed, but can’t stay off the coke while you’re doing it? Sometimes breastfeeding *isn’t* the healthiest choice for your baby.

Seriously. If you haven’t learned to keep pumped reserves on hand before doing douchey drugs with the first kid, the second one is going to be completely fucked. Smarten up.

Not something I’m putting into my google search history.

Arizona: The Florida of the West

I’m a long time out of college but my parents advice would have been “do better at another school and transfer”

IT is unutterably sad to me that her parents did not sit her down and make her realize that she did not get in to the college of her choice because she did not earn it. Bottom line. These upper middle class parents need to get real with their offspring: race and money can only get you so far. Granted, it will get you…

I just moved to Houston for a job. I live in an area of Houston that apparently has a very good high school and my real estate agent was telling me all about how many people were trying to move so their kids could go. Since I have no kids, I moved a mile down the road, and I pay $200 less a month.Works for me.

I hadn’t seen this comment from Fisher before: