“Conservatives follow the rules and work hard for what they want,” she recalled a fourth grade teacher lecturing. “Liberals are loosey-goosey, they ignore rules and kill babies. Now, which are you: conservative or liberal?” (You can guess which every student chose.)

I’m glad to see you didn’t disappear into the oblivion, HamNo. Don’t let the sportsball guys get you down!! Maybe you should follow up with a piece on increasing taxes for stadiums or shutting down all college sports?

thanks, pal.

Fuck you, my baked peach almond oatmeal is amazing.

Nothing is going to create more ISIS vigilantes like watching your mom be humiliated and stripped in fucking public.

Ironically, rich women have always had access to abortion. Almost all restrictive abortion legislation disproportionately effects low-income women’s ability to terminate pregnancy.

Barf. Also, yes.

More scary than usual! (to be pregnant in Florida).

Thats the joke about Rubio erring on the side of “life” right? Whose fucking life? I already have a child, and would like another one someday, but having a baby like that would be unfair to the kid I already have given the extreme amount of round-the-clock care required to raise a child with Zika-related birth…

The only real solution to this crises is to allow women FREE abortions who have Zika, who want to abort (allowing for you know, THOSE types who are into self-flagellation and punishment).

Yeah, except Paul Rudd is a dreamboat, and Donald Trump is cheeto-vomit.

The Biden debates of the past eight years were TV gold.

ew.

Oh yes, and please tell me which third party candidate would legitimately be qualified for the job? The woman who panders to the anti-vaxx/anti-medicine crowd while simultaneously being a medical doctor, or (laugh) the libertarian?

that sounds amazing!

Try moving to Atlanta, then that 20 minutes in your car will make you up your dosage. I would take a decent public transit system anyday over the madness we have here.

I don’t know, I get the feelings that they have a House of Cards-esque relationship. But then again I’m pretty cynical about it.

Jill Stein has sadly proven herself to be totally useless.

Indeed, that’s what I meant by “rape and sexual assaults against him”.

I am on the same page as you. It not having an open relationship or arrangement, or whatever that is bothersome. It’s the fact that Bill Clinton has allegedly assaulted multiple women in the process, and Hillary Clinton seems to be ok with it.