He did not. Read the whole quote.

I was at Morehouse last night and heard the speech. The reaction to the word uterus is really ridiculous. Killer Mike’s speech was amazing, just like his other introduction of Sanders when he was in Atlanta on November 23. Focusing on it reduces and confuses the point.

Ms. Meow-Meows aka Junie Toons aka June Bug aka Carlene (terrible shelter name) would never, ever shut up if we decided to cut down her food.

Well, maybe what happens when you go to www.JebBush.com will make you feel a teensy-bit bad.

Obviously the statement is: I have been drunk for a very long time.

Thanks for making me awkwardly guffaw at work and brightening up an otherwise shitty day.

At first when I saw that garment, I was like wtf why? Now I understand, and approve. Missy can do no wrong.

This is very, very bad.

I agree with Beyonce. Coldplay is garbage.

Kids are a lot stronger than you would expect. Especially at 3. Little tornados.

I chose my pediatrician based on a ton of negative reviews. Why the negative reviews? Because the pediatrician will not see people who own guns. That sounded like a great policy to me! I also won’t let my kid spend unsupervised time at the homes of people who own guns, because of shit like this. So tragic, and so…

Oh please, whoever is posting that can clutch their pearls, go back to 1956, and fuck right off and make a casserole or something.

Seriously, the “Ready for Hillary!” crowd is loud and annoying (as well).

Exactly, the real fucking problem in the United States is cognitive dissonance.

Actually, no. My dad is an outspoken conservative, and I try to avoid talking to him about it because it makes me feel very lonely and sad.

In my family group yes, but not people I would consider friends.

Have you told them about national hero, and easily one of the 20 greatest people of the twentieth century Jonas Salk who chose not to patent his vaccines, because it was his deepest wish that polio was entirely eradicated from the world?!?!

She kept all the rats confined in some kind of rat terrarium, but yeah who knows?!

That poor kid. Not necessarily because they are only being fed breastmilk at 2 (holy fuck I couldn’t imagine my 2 year old is a tornado), but seriously DON’T WORRY ABOUT YOUR KID GETTING FAT UNLESS A DOCTOR SAYS SOMETHING. Jesus, there are worse fates than a few extra pounds, people are really awful. I hate…

Oh man, I have a story about the perils of pets and vegans!