NOT SCREAMING AT MY COWORKER FOR DESCRIBING HIS POOPS TO OUR WHOLE OFFICE ROOM WHILE I’M EATING GRAPES #ADULTING

In some ways, the way the media has characterized the mass shooter problem (and yes it’s a systemtic problem) as being something that could happen at anytime, to anyone, is akin to shouting fire in a crowded theater. It’s horrible and heinous when it happens, but living in fear isn’t worth it, or safe, or something we…

The most frightening thing about Trump is whenever he spews this garbage his poll numbers go up. Even if it is some elaborate satire performance “art”, you can’t hide from the fact that there are people who think it is for real and support it, emphatically.

farts would be far more accurate.

On behalf of my fellow primates, I’m really fucking insulted that you compared the noble orangutan to hollowed-out corn husk filled with ten year old radioactive grade D nacho cheese Donald Trump.

help us Bernie Sanders, you’re our only hope!

Celebrities! Just like us!

I think stuff like this is emotionally abusive. I was raised in the United Church of Christ (pretty much as liberal as you can get as a Christian church without being Unitarian, example a: a group stood outside Hobby Lobby and handed out condoms after the Supreme Court decision), and we always interpreted the many…

Thanks, voice of reason!

When I was a kid, my best friend (at the time) went to an Evangelical “born-again” church. She had this really awesome collie named Nellie who got sick suddenly and died.

No one gives a shit about First Amendment rights anymore. So long as everyone is armed, no one cares that this country is turning into a Chrito-fascist oligarchy.

Yeah, at the expense of being really judgmental, that guy (the Planned Parenthood shooter) did not look like the kind of guy who was particularly organized.

Isn’t ISIS really fast to take credit for things like this? I’m not saying it wasn’t terrorism, but there are a lot of weird things about the case that indicate that the killers may have had a personal motivation (in addition to political motivations, if they exist).

NOW THAT’S A HAIRCUT YOU CAN SET YOUR WATCH TO!

How is this garbage still on the air?

Wrong.

I don’t like her as my choice for president, because she voted for the War in Iraq, the bailout of the banks, doesn’t support the fight for 15 (really 12? come on), sat on the Walmart Board of Directors, and has a long-standing financial relationship with Goldman Sachs, which leads me to believe as president, she…

True, but I am let’s be real, Fiorina sucks, and it’s because of her stances on all of the issues. Especially Planned Parenthood.

I mean, she doesn’t seem like an asshole or a bad person or whatever.

I bet a lot of those guys (you know, CELEBRITIES) have the herp.