His face looks very turd-ish here.

Perhaps they should take this as a sign that the toilets are a metaphor for their campaigns, political careers, and public personas and quit!

Don’t forget the dreaded SAUSAGE FEET PAST 30 WEEKS.

I’m so glad I don’t have a TV.

It’s just a dramatic hiatus for show I think.

Wow, I thought he dropped out!

Ah yes, the desperate man with an old cat on his head trying to convince everyone he’s legitimately a doctor.

“My whole life really has been a ‘No,” and I fought through it,” Trump told Lauer. “And I talk about it. It has not been easy for me. It has not been easy for me.

It’s a joke, because a man who is so out of touch with reality that he believes “falling on hard times” equates to taking out a million dollar loan from his parents is running for president, while the average American household makes $52k a year, with rapidly increasing wealth and income inequality, makes it pretty…

Indeed, that’s why I support Sanders.

I would prefer to have a candidate who is more representative of the average American. The average American can’t take out a million dollar loan from their parents.

Huckabee, Cruz, Fiorina, Carson, and Jindal want to be Fox News talking heads and get book deals to write nonsense with folksy titles (see Huckabee’s latest release, something about grits, God, and guns [barf]).

I believe it! The sad thing is, they are just exposing how ridiculous some of the double-speak the GOP has been using for years, and yet people still support them, enthusiastically! My dad actually said that Trump was “courageous to finally take a stand against political correctness.” What does that even fucking mean?…

I can see why you would say that, but sadly, I could never, ever vote for someone who sat on the Walton’s executive board. If Sanders doesn’t get the nomination, I will likely abstain from voting for the presidency, especially since Walker has stepped down.

I know right? WHY CAN’T EVERYONE JUST TAKE OUT A SMALL, MILLION DOLLAR LOAN FROM THEIR DADS TO BUY MANHATTAN PROPERTIES?

Alternatively, he’s in cahoots with Clinton to be so ridiculous he splits the Republican party and guarantees her the election.

Seriously, it ended up being an 11 hour pro-Hillary campaign ad.

that’s all you’ve got?

They need someone to calculate exactly how much money this cost each American taxpayer and have negative black-and-white ads run with an ominous voice saying “The GOP would rather take 120 dollars of yours to beat a dead, rotting horse carcass then to put it towards schools, roads, public goods, or back in your…

............................................um? kids these days?