True, but no one in law enforcement would want to admit the positive side effects of marijuana use.

I live in Atlanta, and if cops actually pulled people over for failing to signal while changing lanes the jails would overflow at crisis levels. The whole thing is bullshit from start to tragic end.

Obviously she didn’t use marijuana in jail, but let’s say for the sake of the argument she did, doesn’t that just further highlight the gross negligence and general ineffectiveness and incompetence of the Wallace County police department?*

Mike Huckabee: a sociopath desperate for relevancy.

Yo, I take it you don’t have children?

Well, maybe it’s just my in-laws then.

When I was first made aware of it, I pronounced it wrong ignorantly. When I was corrected, I continued to pronounce it wrong on principle. $100 yoga pants? GTFO.

Agreed, I hate locker rooms or public changing areas, I’m weird.

me neither, they sound like a big fucking drag.

I can’t do it either. At the expense of proving my inlaws right, I have to take care of myself to be a good mom to my son. I’m very involved in his life, and I work hard to support him and my husband who is working on his dissertation. I don’t live extravagantly, my hair is my natural color, but at the end of the day…

http://www.rantchic.com/2014/10/24/20-…

I did not know that either and now I am sad.

No, I live in the part of the world where if my entire existence is not devoted to spending every moment with my son I suck and am a failure.

I REFUSE TO CHANGE IT.

the shiny gizehs are teh barfz.

That’s the joke! These days dresses don’t take a ton of effort! And they are comfy as fuck.

Yes, being a non-sexual, non-attractive, lump of non-ness is a thing, especially in the rural-ish south, among some women. “Oh honey, you can stop trying now, you’ve got the man and the baby!” That’s what I meant by “everyone.”

I have embarked on an epic eyebrow “grow out” and feel frumpy as fuck too. I also have an internal battle on whether or not I should get Birkenstocks because 1. they look cute and comfy but 2. the moms at my son’s daycare.

So they are just taking advantage of something that benefits them and is non-exploitative? They aren’t the doublespeak Tea-Party-positive-attitude zombies this article refers to right?

Yeah, mom here, and let me tell you after I had my son EVERYONE told me that I could just “let myself go.”