Eh, if you say so. I don’t recall any of the voice actors in the game being all that distinctive.

This is the real question, isn't it?

With the poor face modeling and reused voice actors, I probably did talk to him at some point and just didn't know it was the same person.

But is it made of turtle meat?

Look at the last guy the turret kills. He runs in front of that door for less than a second and the turret is able to see him, turn 90 degrees, fire, and kill him in that amount of time. It then shows it from the killed player’s perspective to show just how cheap it really was.

Look at the last guy the turret kills. He runs in front of that door for less than a second and the turret is able to see him, turn 90 degrees, fire, and kill him in that amount of time. It then shows it from the killed player's perspective to show just how cheap it really was.

Drew, what happened to you, man? You used to be cool.

There is literally no excuse for someone with that much money to get such a shitty tattoo.

That a legitimately good and complete game came from a Kickstarter.

As someone who remembers when games were released in a working state, that's a bullshit excuse.

Not really. Depends on the developer. It's happens on PC more often than console just because they have to allow for so many different hardware configurations, but most games are relatively problem-free at launch. As I said, some developers are more trustworthy than others.

real chiropractor.

I'm the one being pedantic? Are you kidding me? For someone who doesn't want to argue, you're sure doing everything you can to keep it going. I'm not indulging you anymore. You're just typing to hear your keyboard click at this point. You aren't actually saying anything.

I don’t know what any of those things has to do with being a game. Tetris is a game, but it’s all puzzles and has none of those things. Furthermore, where else would he have put it on Steam? Are you really trying to make your point based on where it was listed on Steam, when Steam itself only has so many categories to…

His is a fair question. Meanwhile you haven't said anything of any substance yet.

Jesus, the writers at Jez can't take any kind of criticism, can they? I once got banned for pointing out to a writer that an ostensibly feminist blog probably isn't the best place to promote the work of known child-rapist R. Kelly.

Even if I’m judging it for what it isn’t, it was clearly presented to the public as a game. Not even as a puzzle, but a video game.

Doesn't seem to be the case here. "Buy it before the jack up the price higher than they initially announced it would be," isn't a discount.

Doesn't seem to be the case here. "Buy it before the jack up the price higher than they initially announced it would…

If the game was a tool or interactive experience made to empower people to be better thinkers, then I suppose that would make sense.

And I disagree with both points. All the necessary information the player needed was available to the player. That’s why when you run into these puzzles you’re supposed to walk away if you get stumped. Somewhere out there is the information you need. Once you have it, you can come back. These people are complaining…