Oh, well, in that case fuck it.

For once their monetary estimate actually seems legit. Maybe even a little low.

To be fair, I wouldn't turn down the four dollars.

Doesn't matter. Good art is good art. Whether it was changed for profit or for passion, if the end result is good art, then it's good art.

A speedrun through a game whose purpose is reflection and contemplation probably isn't the best way to get a good perspective of the game.

Then they’ll succeed or fail on their own merits, like any piece of art, regardless of why it was created. Good art made for profit is still good art and bad art made for pleasure is still bad art.

Doesn't matter. The art stands on its own merits regardless of why it was made. Whether they profit from it, and whether the profit was their inspiration are irrelevant.

The term "sell-out" is meaningless. Any art made for profit is a sell-out. Every artist you've ever heard of is a sell-out. If they weren't, you wouldn't have heard of them.

Depends on the price, I guess. If it still costs twice as much, then that doesn’t really help any.

To be fair, it's a really dumb name.

Bush began supporting more lenient sentences for drug users after Noelle briefly went to jail.

I'm sure you could mod Washington's head onto a suit of power armor.

Through the lighthouse, obviously. Haven't you ever played a Bioshock game? There's always a man, there's always a lighthouse.

It was the sort of tedious, poorly implemented building system I'd expect to see in an early access game being made by one dude in his garage.

The one who wants to grab a 6-pack along the way.

All reviews should now be in the format of "Please, Monkeys" comic strips.

That's pretty shitty. If I was going to use it, I'd want it on console for the sports titles (many of which don't make it to PC) and PC for the single-player titles where I can jack up the settings. I'd never pay for two subscriptions to get that, though.

Does your EA Access account also work as an Origin Access account?

To go into the gas station to pay for my gas?

He's a comedian. Being inoffensive isn't a prerequisite.