Wow, now people are making up hypothetical reasons to shit on Nintendo.  What a time to be alive.

As an avid adorer of alliteration, awesome application.  

String Theory doesn’t reject the Big Bang, it just incorporates it into a larger cosmological theory.  

Because the evidence suggests it’s true, and no better explanation has been provided to account for the evidence as it exists.  

Same here, but I’m pretty sure that big armored dude who kills everyone with exploding blood crystal attacks at the beginning of the demo is Jack, and that scene is showing him in the future becoming the antagonist of FF. I assume he falls into the old “becomes so obsessed with defeating evil at all costs that he…

Isn’t Jack supposed to be Garland, the bad guy from the original FF? I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to be playing the story of his corruption.

Because movie theaters are desperate to stay relevant and they’ll try just about anything to draw more viewers and justify higher ticket prices.  

This seems to be par for the course when it comes to RPGs that want to be action games.

Meanwhile, almost every review, even the most negative among them, makes mention of how great the combat feels, even when you are stuck in some of the game’s more tedious levels and dungeons.

I don’t think we can agree on this, actually.

“You’re the villain because you let me do this.  I’m doing this because I need to be stopped,” is some straight up super-villain shit.  Fuck this guy.

It sure doesn’t look comfortable to hold.  

None of that is relevant in context (a feature considered standard in the industry that is missing from this product, a context in which your example is identical anyway, making it a worthless distinction).

I’m sorry the concept of “context” is foreign to you. That might explain your inability to understand the basic concepts at play in this discussion.

And if you only made manual cars and offered no automatic options, that would be a perfectly reasonable point of consumer criticism.

Sure. I could let car manufacturers make their cars without fuel gauges, too, if that’s their “vision.” And I’d be pointing out just how incredibly stupid their vision is.

77 years old is not too old to fuck around and find out. 

Here, my biggest problem with the device feels most relevant: the analogue sticks. They’re just too high up. It’s such an odd experience to be holding this chunky rectangle, with your eight fingers naturally landing on its eight rear and shoulder buttons, but your thumbs then having the stretch up to play.

My point being, you cant blame dems for the higher gas prices in general, but specifically not for this move.

There’s no reason we can’t do two things.