I’m still early enough into the Outer Wilds that it feels like this should have a spoiler tag. This was the first I learned about this particular aspect, so yeah, thanks for that.

Wow, that’s like Matlock-level genius. You clearly learned from the best.

The truest accomplishment of any troll.  

See you later.  Feel free to drop that link whenever.  

Another “I know you are, but what am I.”

Is “slander” in this context something to do with feces? Like I said, I’m good on the fetish stuff.

I think you meant that one for your fetish chatroom. That’s the danger of having multiple tabs open. No judgement here.

Oof.

HAHAHAHAH, holy shit. I bet you did that with a straight face and not a hint of self-reflection, too.

But how else will I keep up with your hard-hitting journalism ethics investigations?

LOL, did you hide my replies?  Hasn’t Matlock taught you that hiding evidence never works?  It’s the cover-up that gets you!

I haven’t played the latest one, but previous games sort of straddled the middle ground between sim and arcade racers.  

That hurts coming from someone who is entertained by Matlock.  

Of course it was. You couldn’t possibly be alluding to the idea that Google was paying Paul to write about Stadia, because that would be an unfounded, slanderous accusation for which you can’t possible provide a shred of proof, which would just be a completely childish and stupid thing for you to do.  You’re not that…

What, are you more of a Murder, She Wrote fan?

Yes, it turns out game journalists are paid to write about video games.  You really cracked that one wide open, Columbo. Way to go.  

So a dude who was raised in a wacky religion was a part of that wacky religion for a while until he wasn’t anymore.

Somehow I had no idea there was a new Grid racing game.

Then why did they specifically put in mechanics to prevent involuntary PVP?

None of that answers my question: why would they do this if they don’t have to?  Where is the incentive for their company to invest the time and effort in that?