The existence of humor in a narrative does not necessarily negate the serious elements or themes of the narrative. You’ll have to do better than that.

Imagine what it would be like if you directed this sort of outrage at something that mattered instead of using it to put on this tired performance of virtue signaling.  

Can someone help me out?  Who is the bedbug in this situation?

I can’t tell if this is supposed to be satire, or if this is actually what Great Hill Partners has reduced you to.  

Sir, this is an Arby’s.  

I’m gonna go super-mega-nerdprick and say fuck Gundam

Podcasts are just talk radio and talk radio is always bad.  

For when you’re concerned about your feet being able to avoid attacks from German U-boats.

Doesn’t matter.  No means no in any context.  

I guess I just don’t get tennis.  

Like if you put something in the microwave for a minute, I put it in for :59 or 1:01. My alarm clock is set for 6:23am. If I have to make an appointment for something, I try to make it for an odd numbered date.

Considering no grass fires were started causing millions of dollars of damage, and no one’s grandma was killed by an improvised pipe bomb, this is actually one of the more successfully gender reveal parties I’ve read about in the news.  

Jesus, folks:

Quit yelling at clouds, grandpa.

The Souls games have had a bigger influence on what’s come after, though.  

Ah. I played New Vegas and all the DLCs, but I honestly can’t say I remember the character.

Taking Max to see Graham is half the reason to have them.  I could listen to the two of them debate philosophy and theology all day.

Thanks for the heads-up.  We were all on the edge of our seats.  

He was one of my favorite characters from the start, if only because he’s the only semi-serious character in the starting area. He and Parvati are the only crew you can pick up in the first area, and everyone else in Edgewater is essentially written as a heavy-handed joke to set the capitalist satire tone up front. I…

No, because Rez should only be played while high.