So he turned it down...

Today I Learned that instead of trying to make small talk with individuals I need to either A) Spend my free time creating amazing nuanced jokes for every interaction I might have so I can be entertaining to anyone I meet. or B) Say nothing and be an aloof asshole.

Even if it’s a tired joke, isn’t it better than dealing with dead people who just interact with service persons as if they are owed that service?

Do they even acknowledge that the Banana Splits were guys in costumes and not robots?

You expect a “civil response” to calling people deranged. That’s the sort of disingenuous bullshit I’d expect from the alt-right.  You guys can all dish it out, but not one of you can take it.  Conservative white men are the most emotionally fragile people I’ve ever met.  

I have this same problem with games like this. We don’t have the ruthlessness to survive the post-apocalypse, Riley.  People like us will wind up as food for stronger men.  

Well, what you choose to believe isn’t really relevant. The outcome you’re lamenting is a direct result of the fact that people paying attention to the industry are a small fraction of people who play games. You feel like the community is bigger because you’re looking at it from the inside. It’s important to you, and…

One of the best parks in baseball.  It’s a goddamned shame to see it go.  

Where is the part where he gets “humiliated?”

I have never been so disappointed, and so disenfranchised with the gaming community as I am right now.

No, the second one is better in every way. The slower pace works in favor of a western. The first one felt too much like Grand Theft Auto in the old west. All the characters felt like cartoon characters rather than real people, and the characters were hit or miss regarding how well they were fleshed out. You spend 75%…

No, child porn is porn made with children.  That you don’t know this is legitimately disturbing.  

I remain unconvinced. 

I can’t imagine how you came to that conclusion, but okay.  I found it to be an improvement on the original in literally every way, which is saying something.  

they need to take the cash they’re printing from the Online and do what they should be — elevating the art of the narrative video game.

I think you’re more likely to see that kind of stuff show up “event style” in RDO, the way games like Fortnite and whatever do their events. 

I don’t know about the online portion because I’ve never tried it, but if you skip the single player game you are definitely missing out.  

Did anyone really expect there to be?  That story’s wrapped up about as tight as could be.  

A bunch of rich assholes are going to take their ball and go home in a state that’s going to go solidly blue with or without them anyway?

The proper way to handle this is to sneak in behind her while she’s yelling and let the air out of all her tires.