You want highlight truther takes that disparage some 20-year-old kid playing keeper for a Div-II soccer team in wherever the fuck Stonehill is? I’m here for it:

Just waiting on the paint to come in (It hasn’t been ordered).

the ‘clean their rooms’ part reminded me of this story:

In our first of three national studies we uncovered that 84 percent of Gen (Z) say the they prefer face-to-face communication because we feel it is the most authentic.

Born between 1995 and 2012, Generation Z is considered to be independent and competitive workers who want to write their own job description and work for organizations with similar social values. 

Yeah, like he’s cool.

God, his parents must be so proud. Kid is only 18, he’s barely out of high school, and he’s already spewing meaningless buzzwords and billing for utterly useless services like a consultant two or three times his age!

Thank God the Vikings finally have somebody hip and young to connect with their fans.

Stillman: Gen Z loves references. Remember I’m On A Boat?

a book with his TED Talk father David

I believe the correct plural is Steves Smith.

The irony of President Trump and his ilk being able to spout of whatever bullshit they like with zero consequence because they’re just “tellin it like it is” while literally anyone that says anything against them has to apologize and grovel for fear of an angry backlash from mouth-breathing morons is... well, I don’t…

Only for 6 months.

And all to save a few bucks by not having to change the name on a jersey.

Wait. He just kicked it with his first touch? I didn’t know you’re allowed to do that. - Jozy Altidore

“huh...I think I’ll go over there now”

Yeah, but how good would you be if you had to play 3rd base with chronic diarrhea?

Everything I’ve read about Pat Tillman makes me think he would be like Jesus in that the people who think they love him would absolutely despise him if they ever got into an online debate with the guy.

I’m not campaigning for Kaepernick to get a job, as I have no horse whatsoever in that race. I am, however, interested in poking fun at the absolute tidal wave of pushback that comes whenever it is suggested that NFL teams are staying away from him because of his politics, and not because of his play. Obviously it’s…

All we are saying is give teachers Chance.