Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once.  Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

Antonio Brown is best example of a WR as a finely tuned instrument since Joe Horn.

there hasn’t been this much fuss about a second Schutt Air since the JFK assassination

FIFY

Woman that was openly dating 20 men with their full knowledge in the context of a show about a woman dating 20 men gets mad at man that is dating two but acted like he wasn’t.

Woman that was dating 20 men gets mad at man that is dating two. 

I guess the criminalization of blackness is now complete; and every black male is a criminal, every white man a saint.

Soon we’ll all be coo-coo for coco gauff

They may not have a GM but any Wizard worth their salt believes in their staff. 

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

I like this story because in a way it’s uniquely American. It’s about sporting excellence, pride in your accomplishments and not even pretending to understand the concept of moderation.

There’s something different about him compared to most sprinters. He seems...scrappier? Like he really works hard to be as good as he is and doesn’t just coast on his talent.

Vampire Weekend’s discography is the official soundtrack of gentrification  

McCarthy was like a father to Aaron.

You could end up in Cell for doing something like that.

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