Colin Kaepernick doesn’t have a job because he won’t stand.

He’s definitely plus-defensively, but is streaky as shit at the plate. And generally streaky in the bad way.

Broxton could very well end up with a 25/25 season despite (deservingly!) being demoted to the minors at one point. In other words, he’s entertaining as hell but I have no idea whether or not he’s good.

Here is the original version of the Night King but they decided against it.

This layout isn’t new. It’s “his signature defensive highlight, a full-speed, full-extension, no-regard-for-human-life dive into the gap to take away extra bases.”

Always relevant.

It’s tough to watch him recede like this. I really didn’t think he’d be one of these hair today, gone tomorrow guys. Figured you could plug him into any system and he could expose all sorts of coverage issues.

The only thing she’s ever blown is a 28-3 lead.

When I was a kid, Graig Nettles was my guy. I wanted to be just like him. I played third, leaping for grounders, stretching out trying to make great plays.

It’s so great because that’s how they fucking built it, specifically for D-league basketball. Like someone designed an actual basketball arena to look like that and the Warriors went, “Yeah, that’s good enough.”

Back in my day, players didn’t need coddling. Hell, that little league pitcher Danny Almonte wouldn’t even drive his children on the team for ice cream after losses.

Bing is great...yup, I said it. I’ve gotten a ton of $5-$10 Xbox and Amazon gift cards just for searching things I would normally search for and doing their stupid quizzes they send in an email.

Also, fat people can’t dunk. Most of our former high school basketball teams are fat now, like everyone else. Fat people can hit, however:

I read in the Facebook comments on an NPR article about Carhenge in Nebraska. Apparently the eclipse will pass over it and open a portal to the Transformers home world. Then the battle between Auto-bots and Decepticons will spill out into out world. Again, this was in the Facebook comments on an NPR article, so I…

On this pass from constantly underperforming QB Blake Bortles

“Every morning there’s a halo hangin’ from the corner of my girlfriend’s four-post bed.”

“I don’t like towelheads.”