Add one step when you prep corn for the freezer: After cutting the kernels off the cobs, scrape the pulp off the cobs with the back of a table knife into a separate bowl. That pulp can be used in muffins, bread or to replace cream in corn chowder. I measure it into 1/2 cup portions, put it in snack sized zip-top bags…

I look forward to the videos of angry fans burning Nick Young jerseys.

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

Johnson: [gets knocked out cold]

“When I break you, we’ll see,” is a strange retort, but okay.

They literally have beach police who will come around who will stop you if your hole gets to any decent size and they will fill in your hole.

GOD, I LOVE A BEACH HOLE!
We went on a beach vacation with another family and the other husband and I would spend the better part of the morning digging a hole with our kids. We’d make various holes and connect them with trenches and build sand walls around them, to protect from the waves.
The crazy thing is by the end…

“Enjoy the beach while it lasts, kids, another hunk of ice the size of Belgium just broke off of the Northern Shelf (chugs half a bottle of Boone’s Farm)“

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

“Run faster!”

A non-zero population of gay men, straight women, and everything in between would like to see your dick. The problem is that statistically it isn’t safe to assume any individual is within that group unless they explicitly ask.

She gave me her heart and I sent her a dick.

Alternative theory - you were a brief emotional vacation from her relationship. Your dick was a rude awakening.

Fun fact about that song that no one but me finds interesting: it’s a rare usage of 7/4 time. 

This was a good one too.

Hey, how about helping another guy get ungreyed? I was thinking about my dead dad....

This is the same guy who created a Tinder profile to get himself invited to a Veterans/Family only game so that he could get one of the special balls there. You know, just in case you needed another reason to hate/pity this huge dork.

Zack Hample gets denied even getting blue balls. This is not surprising.

Kevin - “This course sucks!”