I thought Arena Football was supposed to be high scoring.

Listening to the broadcast, they confirmed that the ballboy is an employee of the Mets, despite wearing a Brewers uniform. This is standard practice around the league, apparently, that the home team supplies the ballboys/girls for each game.

“Talked his minion into changing the call.” The announcer is sooooooo pissed off about this.

Officer: Where you coming from?

“hitting it long (which you probably won’t do anyway) usually carries the same penalty as hitting it short, so give yourself a chance to actually get there.”

Trump really is a man of action. Americans in Germany are now winning amazing deals.

You turn the thermostat down to turn the AC up. Come on, this is first grade stuff!

A jersey in the rafters and an entry to Springfield, OH in due time. Thanks for being a huge reason I’m a Spurs lifer. Cheers to you, Basketball Cesaro.

This is what white people do, everyday in large and small ways to PoC. They antagonize and antagonize and antagonize you, it gives them a sense of false worth to feel better than. It’s their whole persona, being “better than”. “I may be poor, but at least I ain’t a nigger!” White people are fully aware of the…

I liked that play that made the crowd go wild! Home-Court advantaged? More like road-court advantage.

he did hit him, but i mean, that is the universal sign for fastball inside corner as well...

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

This makes me all warm and tingly.

Good for him. The prize money is going to come in handy; the man is a walking pre-existing condition.

I bet her Chemistry teacher was thinking “omg I had an impact”

“Fuck Bitches Get Money” if I remember correctly (I’m not going back to periodic table to confirm)

If you rearrange the letters and leave out a lot of them and add an extra W, it says “I played for Washington in game two.”

That’s exactly what someone impersonating his twin brother on an NBA playoff team would say.

Mike Matheny praised the fan for taking the bullet “the right way,” noting that glory boy fans in Chicago or Kansas City would’ve demanded a stoppage to the game and drawn much more attention to themselves.