You’re confusing criticism of the fawning discourse around Tebow with criticism of the man himself.

Why doesn’t Jesus eat M&Ms?

In fairness, the author of the minimal post bringing this to our attention could have THAT’S THE JOKE’d us.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

I’m not surprised. He can’t protect the shotgun on the field so why would anyone expect him to do it off the field?

You can’t be racist if you pay black men to entertain you

See, we’re not racist. Some of our best players are black.

Left a few out...

Come on, you guys are just making Machado about something.

I think what they are alluding to is that after 6pm there’s Mormon than women out at the local bars.

The great thing about jazz is that if it starts getting boring, you can just play other notes.

Of course he won! The butler keeps putting the ball back on the table in the same exact fuckin’ spot!

One of the problems ESPN’s Darren Rovell points out

Well, yeah. The Brewers (along with the Rockies and Cardinals) have access to all the watery piss they could ask for.

What a baseless statement.

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

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