You gotta admit, the change from carrying the helmets to wearing them is probably a net positive.

Can’t blame the kid for thinking he’d get the shot off. After all, as a Knick’s fan he’s never actually seen an NBA player play defense.

Ben Simmons is a good sports baby.

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

The Lakers decided to win a few games in the hopes of increasing the odds of losing their pick, and thus reducing the odds of having to fucking deal with Lavar Ball for the next 5 years.

Just buy looser jeans

Just buy looser jeans

[...] and ESPN notes that she will have an “expanded on-site presence at events such as the Masters, World Series, Super Bowl, the College Football Playoff, and College Football National Championship.” 

I remember him—he almost lead the 1994 Western Kentucky Hilltoppers to the Sweet 16.

Jesus Christ, what year is it to people in Kansas?

Roland Capers sounds like the name of a college point guard...

By the way, C is the only letter in YMCA that is not symmetrical, which makes it the trickiest letter of the bunch. Makes you think.

If any part of your body is touching the ball while any part of your body is touching the ball, do you in fact, have the ball? Mind blown

I spent my entire weekend calling in rules violations to the LPGA, so it was nice being able to take this game off. Good job refs.

I hate that I don’t know if either one of you is kidding.

“We had fun looking at Jay Cutler’s bare vacation ass yesterday”

This is up there with Hemingway’s “Baby Shoes” for greatest short story ever.

A very short roller coaster ride. +1

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.