I liked that play that made the crowd go wild! Home-Court advantaged? More like road-court advantage.

I think we’re really reading too much into this. She’s wearing a white dress. She just didn’t want to get Cheetos dust on her hands.

he did hit him, but i mean, that is the universal sign for fastball inside corner as well...

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

This makes me all warm and tingly.

Good for him. The prize money is going to come in handy; the man is a walking pre-existing condition.

I bet her Chemistry teacher was thinking “omg I had an impact”

“Fuck Bitches Get Money” if I remember correctly (I’m not going back to periodic table to confirm)

If you rearrange the letters and leave out a lot of them and add an extra W, it says “I played for Washington in game two.”

That’s exactly what someone impersonating his twin brother on an NBA playoff team would say.

Mike Matheny praised the fan for taking the bullet “the right way,” noting that glory boy fans in Chicago or Kansas City would’ve demanded a stoppage to the game and drawn much more attention to themselves.

You’re confusing criticism of the fawning discourse around Tebow with criticism of the man himself.

Why doesn’t Jesus eat M&Ms?

In fairness, the author of the minimal post bringing this to our attention could have THAT’S THE JOKE’d us.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

I’m not surprised. He can’t protect the shotgun on the field so why would anyone expect him to do it off the field?

You can’t be racist if you pay black men to entertain you

Come on, you guys are just making Machado about something.