I think what they are alluding to is that after 6pm there’s Mormon than women out at the local bars.

The great thing about jazz is that if it starts getting boring, you can just play other notes.

Of course he won! The butler keeps putting the ball back on the table in the same exact fuckin’ spot!

One of the problems ESPN’s Darren Rovell points out

Well, yeah. The Brewers (along with the Rockies and Cardinals) have access to all the watery piss they could ask for.

What a baseless statement.

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

Producer: Good God!

You gotta admit, the change from carrying the helmets to wearing them is probably a net positive.

Can’t blame the kid for thinking he’d get the shot off. After all, as a Knick’s fan he’s never actually seen an NBA player play defense.

Ben Simmons is a good sports baby.

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

The Lakers decided to win a few games in the hopes of increasing the odds of losing their pick, and thus reducing the odds of having to fucking deal with Lavar Ball for the next 5 years.

Just buy looser jeans

Just buy looser jeans

[...] and ESPN notes that she will have an “expanded on-site presence at events such as the Masters, World Series, Super Bowl, the College Football Playoff, and College Football National Championship.” 

I remember him—he almost lead the 1994 Western Kentucky Hilltoppers to the Sweet 16.

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.