I’m not going to watch that video because just the thought of it makes me sick.

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

That’s certainly one way to keep the pack a safe distance behind you.

Um...spoiler alert, please. I wanted to wait and read it in real time.

Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

Well, Lochte might not be a good representative of America, but at least he’s an accurate one.

failed to hand the baton to English Gardner.’

To be fair, Lochte probably doesn’t know the difference.

Enciclopédia Marrom broke the case when Lochte said the robber spoke Spanish, as the official language of Brazil is Portuguese.

“It’s one thing if it was true, but I have to say I’m pretty devastated that they’d go so far to make something up to mock and ridicule me so much.”

I saw a pretty good documentary about that a while back

Under our new Univision overlords, the thing being exclaimed ¡MUST BE BRACKETED AT THE BEGINNING!

How could the combination of the Olympics and boxing not be above board? I am so shocked by these allegations I might just have to use an exclamation point to express my outrage.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

Let’s be honest, it was never really ours to begin with.
Good bears.

If you think Griffin is good, you should see Bartolo Colón’s effort to just stand up.

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.