saw this on reddit a few days ago. nice steal there

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

I didn’t know they kept their field mics inside the toilet reservoirs in Cleveland.

No surprise here. In Asia most dogs end up being really good sliders.

You laugh, but I just translated it. It says:

公園で犬がすべり台してました 笑

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Shit, I get upset when I have to scroll to the bottom of a drop down menu to get the the US.

Uh-huh. Conservatives would never, say, put “feelings” over facts.

How could someone possibly pay close enough attention to Magary to know his favorite NFL team, but not be familiar with these posts that have been happening annually for half a decade?

Starting it off early this year.

Are you just going to keep us waiting for the story about the horse that finds its owner? I want to read it.

There is only one right handshake.

Sweet jesus, how great is that GIF?

The Knicks are a super-team. All the guys have taken second jobs in property management.

Watching TJ over the last year in a half it has been crazy to see him go from being one of the best babies in sports, to the third best receiver on the Niners.
Good hustle.

A square is a rectangle.

A burger is just a convenient form factor.

Things I will always remember about Peanut: