kalwilliam
kalwilliam
kalwilliam

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

“Gotta Catch ‘Em All” doesn’t include plant life, bro.

Uh, bro:

Andrea heard the initial brief. She was filling in for Richard who was off work. I am 100% serious.

Of course he is. The Honorable Judge Cock Scrote was completely slammed.

Depends how you look at it — some say the Warriors are experts on choking.

The judge assigned to Draymond Green’s case is named Richard Ball. I am not making this up.

Well, it would be actually kind of refreshing to find out a Warriors player knew how to grab something by the throat.

One thing I’d note is to be mindful of the fact that your phone vibrates when you encounter a Pokemon. I only played for a few days before I got kind of bored of it, but I have seen so many others walking around with the faces glued to their phones. Toss it in your pocket and enjoy your surroundings (Or more

Hmm, can't argue with that.

Obviously, all dongs have a little curve to them

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

My favorite baseball video game ever. Nick Nohart’s my dude. My cousin once spent an entire summer renaming all the bootleg names to their ‘92 season accurate counterparts. Then the file was corrupted and the names were lost. I’ve never seen a 12 year old curse so much in my life. I was 7. It was great, the game and

Pay attention class. Back in the day, you could play a full 9 innings of video game baseball in 15-20 minutes. You could finish a season in about 40 hours or so and not lose interest in the game by the time the calendar said August.

I liked this kid until I saw the hat on his head. Poor life choices.

That’s low-hanging fruit

“about damn time” -Steven Adams' testicles

That was a long time ago. This is a bit closer

That was a long time ago. This is a bit closer

I beg to differ.

I beg to differ.

What if I'm not slim or fit?

What if I'm not slim or fit?