After taking a few days off, the dongs and dingers are back in full effect. Redford still leads the pack with a combined 60 “dongs” and “dingers”. Truly a Bonds-ian pace.

When I was 11 I was at a week long hockey camp at the University of Maine. My best friend and I realized a couple days in that - cut off from TV (this was 1994) and playing hockey 10 hours a day - no one had any idea of what was going on in the world.

1. Delete all tweets.

I wouldn’t tweet a thing, just start following depraved porn accounts, racist accounts, etc, and then let somebody else discover it.

Running in the zoo seems like a good choice. It’ll sure as shit make everyone who sees you think “What the fuck are they running from?”

It’s just as satisfying to shit talk a cheetah whether you have kids or not.

He hasn't outright denied this claim you just made yet. Makes you think...

“I hate America,” Curry said. “We [The Warriors] burn an American flag before every game, it’s a tradition.”

Dear Best Fans in Baseball. STOP.

“Some black guy.”

Man, you guys seem really eager to toss Dellavedova under the bus today, and all because he had the temerity to give some Amish kids a few cans of Yuengling.

I tried “soccer player on US National team” and, sadly, that did not work.

Your right to feed your family ends when you end your opponents’ ability to have a family.

Imagine the recoil if that was a blackboard.

KerrPow!!

Vince Williams: [falls in gorilla cage]

Much like your city, the video has been disabled and is better viewed from elsewhere.