Yeah but that 1 turns into a 4 so easily.

You misunderstand me. I’m friends with a shark bite victim so it’s cool

This is just like the time when I broke my hand playing Golden Tee, while drunk at a bar. I eventually recovered physically, but the mental scars remained. Can’t tell you how many times I was asked to play. But I just couldn’t.

“Nice swing, bro!”

You may just have written the plot of Space Jam 2.

I’m just happy that the odds are getting better that I won’t have to go all the way to Rio to catch part of the Olympic experience.

Yup... that’s the stuff.

A fresh lawsuit from T.J. Maxx, funded by Peter Thiel, should be filed momentarily.

Look. I know it’s Bryce Harper and all, but this isn’t news. Everyone knows when you haven’t even had the chance to stroke a dong in a while, when you finally get one it’s gonna shoot the fuck outta there.

Be careful out there; vary from the recommended pressure by even half a psi, and this could be your car crashing.

At least Puig found a way to keep himself involved with the game after his benching.

That’s the kind of slogan that will get you bent over Don Draper’s desk.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

I think the Bucks are OK. When the scammer saw one of the names listed as “Giannis Antetokounmpo”, he figured the Bucks’ employee was wise to his scam and just sending fake info.