“Nice swing, bro!”

You may just have written the plot of Space Jam 2.

I’m just happy that the odds are getting better that I won’t have to go all the way to Rio to catch part of the Olympic experience.

Yup... that’s the stuff.

A fresh lawsuit from T.J. Maxx, funded by Peter Thiel, should be filed momentarily.

Look. I know it’s Bryce Harper and all, but this isn’t news. Everyone knows when you haven’t even had the chance to stroke a dong in a while, when you finally get one it’s gonna shoot the fuck outta there.

Be careful out there; vary from the recommended pressure by even half a psi, and this could be your car crashing.

At least Puig found a way to keep himself involved with the game after his benching.

That’s the kind of slogan that will get you bent over Don Draper’s desk.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

In order to “maximize the profitability” if a given parcel of land, you’d build as many housing units as possible on it. Hyper localized NIMBYers prevent the builders from building more housing.