For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.

And on Bob Marley Snapchat Filter day, of all days.

Not sure. I guess the “Space Pants” guy is in it?

Nice Underhanded Bern

The announcers’ voices go up one octave every 10 meters for the last minute of that race. Magically delicious.

I mean, it's no 700 ft. marble race, but it was all right.

After everyone walks through the gate, watch for the last guy who is AMPED and decides to go over the open gate.

Oh, duh.

Yeah, Schindler’s List was amazing.

Well David, I tried to do one of these based on your recommendation, and this is what happened.

I used to like this guy - great story as a walk-on at UW, local boy makes good - but wow, he’s become insufferable.

You were correct to lack confidence.

Oh, Microsoft. So innocent...

Wedding cake, it says.

And then the rest of us will mention that he is a rapist.

You cynical fucks can go fuck yourselves, 60 points on 50 shots is literally the perfect ending to Kobe’s career.

That’s why it’s better for the environment to just burn your tires.

Yea I would lose my life savings if this became a real thing.

I guessed correctly, which is a real waste of my luck allocation for the year.