God this video is great, look at those cool swimming bears. I wish that I had a cool swimming bear friend. My urge to be mad online is rapidly subsidi...wait a minute, Rupert Murdoch owns this video now, doesn’t he? Urge to kill rising.

eh, mick was probably drunk tho

Paul: Hey Kevin, do you prefer The Durantula or KD?

Poor kid. On the sadness scale, it is somewhere in this tier:

Back in the early days of the EA Sports NBA game, I would always create a 7'2” point guard. It was pretty much exactly like this, except he had to pass to James Posey a lot.

Only an asshole would complain about shortcuts and say U instead of YOU.

Straight Up.

Yeah - explain why your son looks (and dunks) more like “Shareef Abdur-Rahim II”

I want to know who is putting on underwear to go to sleep?!

If I shower at night, it’s a pair of athletic shorts and no underwear and I’m usually not even sleeping in those!

*This is different if I have to leave the house, but if it’s at “night” I’m operating under the assummption that it’s to hang on the couch and then…

QB Prospect: I’m really interested in having the opportunity to be drafted by your organization. I think the Dolphins provide the right environment for me to grow as a quarterback.

Is it appropriate to stop saying “one of the greatest” and simply say “the greatest long-range shooter”? How many more data points will we need to make that conclusive statement, because it seems like we’re getting close.

I’m a big fan of the ExOfficio boxer briefs. They are excellent for hiking, traveling, or muggy summer days when cotton underwear just gets soaked with sweat and gets uncomfortable as heck. They also last forever, as I have pairs that I bought years ago that are still holding up well with no holes or torn seams, while…

I’m a big fan of the ExOfficio boxer briefs. They are excellent for hiking, traveling, or muggy summer days when…

Well, I for one am happy about it. My office blocks Kotaku!

Not to be outdone, Adrian Peterson declared his love for Ipswich Town.