I don’t think two less charismatic people have ever been filmed together before, and that includes a great deal of D-level and worse porn and the Republican debates.

The blind leading the blind.

Im making a CTE addled brain out of Jello.

Who says he doesn’t deserve to be an All-Star? That’s some All-Star game defense right there.

Replay from a different angle.

“That’s not so bad.”

of course he can dunk. the real question is how pissed does he get when one of his teammates dunks instead of passing him the ball.

If Cole Beasley can do this at 5'8", is it so hard to believe Ronaldo can dunk?

Man. I’m gonna be honest here. I’m a p big fan of you and your writing. But this is such a wrong and bad take. He can obviously dunk.

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

Pooping time is for reading, not listening. Nobody’s out there grabbing their headphones and firing up Pandora on their way to take a dump.

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.

Co-signed. He was probably the only ref who could coherently explain in detail the call they made. On a broadcast, he seems to have a Dee Reynolds gag reflex going on. Maybe put him on the field Siragusa-style as a placebo?

It’s funny. Back when Carey was a ref, I felt like he was one of the elites. He would make calls confidently and correctly. He sounds like a confused old man on the broadcast side. Maybe he just had a very good crew supporting him.

I already told you guys how I feel about the pepperoni football. I’m not gonna do the whole damn thing again

I’m going to an Indian wedding with my girlfriend in April and I already told her if there isn’t an elephant I’m leaving.

“The greatest joy and most love I’ve ever experienced”