I get off so easy on every WYTS article. That’s why I’m not allowed to read them at work anymore...

“Isn’t Gatorade the best, Jerry? Just the BEST!”

“Steak” out your territory. Go ahead and be a brat about it

Love this movie to pieces. Was first introduced to Chow through Shaolin Soccer, by way of a foreign exchange student from China in high school (2005?). Funny thing is, he had the Cantonese language version of the film and basically did on-the-fly rough translating throughout the movie. Later bought the English dubbed…

I noticed that as well, but I can’t help but think it was deliberate...

I have a 27 oz stainless steel bottle that I use for drinking water. I honestly drink a minimum of 6 bottles a day. I might already be dead...

Idk, I wouldn’t have used my left foot on that last one. Of course, I’m not a professional soccer player, but I wouldn’t risk sending the ball back across the goal when I’ve got open goal right in front of me as long as I don’t send the damn thing into orbit

It’s when the cord holding your balls twists up, cutting off circulation to the testicle. The balls don’t switch places or anything

I also puked multiple times from the pain

Happened to me summer between middle and high school. My one testicle swelled up about the size of a baseball. When in that kind of pain, I didn’t care about showing my mom (a nurse) my goods. All she had to say was “Yeah, there’s definitely something wrong. We need to go to the emergency room”

Boca is actually the worst brand for veggie burgers that I’ve had. If you get a chance, try MorningStar. They may not be the best but I think they are widely distributed and miles above Boca in both flavor and texture

It really was a shit pass. Why the hell are you playing a high volley back to your keeper in the first place?

Crush the Carrier, anyone??

Maybe, it’s because I’m from Wisconsin, but I still think the Green Bay responses are the best

It’s just that any dance moves you have cultivated in your youth are likely outdated by the time you become a parent. Either that, or that 99% of adults look like idiots when they dance, no matter how good they are

That question certainly sounds like gibberish to me!

This is gold, Jerry. GOLD!

Reads like a Buzzfeed article

Is that Magary??

Seems like a lot of waste with all those bottles though, whereas with bags of ice you have two bags. Not saying it’s a bad idea at all, just something to think about