Beginning of the second part is “You are such a negative asshole”, I believe

Buying a house isn’t for everyone ;)

I’ve been out of school for about 5 years now, and I’m working on getting my loans paid off before the end of the year. I’m on a 10 year repayment plan, so I’m far ahead of schedule, but I’m just wondering if it’s a good idea to pay these off so far in advance?

So does CHEF Marcus Samuelsson. At least, he used to. Haven’t seen him on Chopped in a while, but watch some older episodes of for evidence

I guess I don't see how Rodgers, choosing to not make the Wisconsin's return to the Final Four about him, makes him a jerk.

I'm very much a fan of Cameo Crispi

I swear, you know something about everything. What are you, an encyclopedia?!?!

I thought it sounded familiar

They missed the (cheesy, horrible) opportunity to call it a "RyePA"

Or maybe the fact that you can create them yourself, reuse them, are cheaper and natural...

You know how your kid has that one little shit friend that is just a real dick? Like, his parents might as well not even exist, because they obviously put no effort into raising this asshole (unless they have specifically conditioned him to be some Antichrist, maybe that's the only possible way he became so horrible).…

Exactly. The answer to the question "would I eat broccoli right now?" Is almost definitively "yes" for me.

"The kid that sat next to me in first grade's name was Paul Brown." I had never remembered that, ever. Never. And all of a sudden it came to me."

I'd say you got a pretty damn good deal. I'm just more concerned with the "value" of paying for television. For me, it's simply not there

I did notice beInSport HD and Univision HD are included in the $5 add on sports extra for Sling TV ($25 total) which is something. I have no particular soccer allegiance, I'm just a fan of the game and it's probably my favorite sport to watch on TV. I know sometimes they throw Champions League or an occasional BPL…

I have AT&T right now and that's about what I pay (still on introductory promotion that came with $150 in VISA gift cards too), but I can't wait to live alone again so I can cut cable. It's ridiculous to pay an extra $60 a month to watch TWD and Always Sunny. Pretty much anything else I watch is on network television…

I actually skip the milk (0r cream), cream cheese and oven altogether. Cauliflower, salt, pepper, 4 (or so) cloves of garlic, a couple big spoons of fat free greek yogurt, some olive oil, fresh grated cheese and sometimes a habanero or couple of jalapeno peppers. After steaming (or boiling) the cauliflower, it all…

Banning high fives? What are they, the St. Louis Cardinals??

I actually looked at buying (looks awesome) it but my laptop is an old Dell Latitude E6400 and I don't meet the minimum requirements. Maybe if I get a New laptop, but I got this one for $50 so...

This is basically the answer to any question regarding eating more vegetables.