Oscar played through the ball. I mean, I guess he could have pulled up and let Zlatan win the ball, but he did nothing wrong. With the angle Zlatan came in at, it was never not going to be a foul unless Oscar jumped completely over him. Otherwise, he had to come through Oscar's legs to get to the ball

This is objectively the worst argument I've seen on this article

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Gronk isn't the hero we deserve, but he's the one we need right now. He is the greatest thing to ever exist...ever

I know this man's plight all too well

"all the while terrified that your child just made you implant an NSA bug into the heart of your hard drive."

"to achieve an even thickness"?

So...you thought it was white and gold then?

More looking for something all purpose. Something to serve the "grater" good (sorry, that was so bad). I love to cook but I'm not sure I do it enough to justify having 2 microplanes

Haha, thanks for the reply

I was curious about this. Would you recommend a ribbon grater over the classic grater?

I love this site's obsession with bears. That is all

Just last year, driving home from work and my gas gauge was tickling the E. I stop at the gas station and it's one of those crappy ones where you have to pre-pay or pay with a card. I had cash on me so I decided "fuck it, I'll just go in and pre-pay" and I ask them to put $20 on my pump. I just hopped right into my…

One of the best(if not THE best) gametime dunkers ever

Oh, my head is certainly fucked up. But what about my faaaaaaaaace?

How about an accompanying article:

Goodell is the NFL's cumbox

All I see is Paul Sorvino

"THE TAINT IS SMEARED ACROSS THEIR LITTLE BODIES"

Only just got past Bill's mixtape story, but I feel like that one is going to be very difficult to top