Why does Mike Brown have a mustache?

Me laughing at this proves one of two things:

I actually think I like the revised version better. More suspense

Between this and the Melvin Gordon "injury", Gary Anderson is slowly ascending to the Slimeball tier of College Coached

That was a Hekkerv a punt. What out Johnny, big Greg is coming for you

This is too simple, but oh so good

But what about backwards??

As a Bengals fan, you're pretty much right on...

That's another good point. If you grow bored of the healthy food you eat, you will undoubtedly turn to less healthy and more exciting (see "sugar/fat packed") foods. However, bulk spices are pretty inexpensive and you can vary your cooking methods enough to give a large variety of flavors to the ingredients listed.

You may not call this "eating well" but I'm sure you can call it "eating better than most people." Good call on the "Organic" label though

This gave me a big smile

I can't stop laughing at this

The first meal is $1.80/serving, meaning you're getting multiple meals out of this recipe. This leaves you with $2.20/serving for your other meals for the day. Granted, with some of the recipes (poutine) costing upwards of $3.50/serving, it would take a some very smart maneuvering to stay at $4/serving for the day,…

"But if there's one thing we (Deadspin) can't resist, it's things, ranked."

Kwame was drafted by the Wizards, but he's still Jordan's skidmark

As an ode to losing his own, Prince once swore off all sausage

I meant *match, not map. And it was their first goal of the group round I was referring to

Dude, that was a DAMN good movie!

On Univision, after the first Netherlands goal of their first map, instead of the long exclaimed "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!" he surprised me with a "GOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOL GOOOOOOOOOOOL!"

I generally think it's an attention span thing. Football and Baseball have so much downtime (and commercials), there's only a need to be watching it for 5 seconds at a time. I don't think it really has anything to do with having a great American announcer or not. People who already don't like soccer probably won't…