Dude, I LOVE this movie. Not to mention, the soundtrack is impeccable

Watching almost all the matches (I missed parts of 3 of them), I can understand the "no comment" on group C, as the top two teams at the moment is who everyone expects to come out of the group, based on their play in round 1.

Reportedly, Lance Armstrong was the first fan in the area

Too bad you're not getting any love. This is pretty good

Maybe the best match we'll see in the entire World Cup. Ochoa was an animal

Ochoa has been nothing short of amazing in this match

Even at 0-0, this is the best match of the World Cup so far, BY A MILE

I'm on univision.com

Excited to see what dos Santos can do today

I have to disagree. He was the one guy who was visible on both ends of the field. He didn't look like he'd just woken up from hibernation and was back on D when needed, as well as helping with the attack a bit. Him and Beckerman held down the middle of the field quite well and worked fantastically as a pair.…

A picture perfect service. It was a welcome relief when he took the field

The soccer section of Deadspin doesn't get around enough to recognize your brand of comedy (or your name). You had me laughing, especially at Cliff and Brock's

Just like that, all hopes are dashed

Is Fabian afraid to shoot???!?!

Bradley looks lost out there. The only players worth a damn so far have been Jones and Howard (plus Dempsey's first minute...)

My only thought the entire half

Left side of the D looks like garbage

I think that's why he included "ostensibly"

it helps to see Portuguese players taking the ball from one another

There's your red card