This writing style is so annoying.

• I pay $400 for an extra seat where she screams, squirms, wiggles and kicks the person next to her AND the seatback in front of her and then you tell me all about white privilege.

Very odd that every Hairpin writer that migrated over to Jezebel has seemingly lost her mind and become really nasty and defensive.

You must of anticipated some sort of backlash from the original article- it’s the internet- there is always backlash. I enjoyed the original piece and personally think it was a creative solution to traveling with a nugget (it’s your kid- if you’re comfortable and she’s comfortable and I don’t have to listening to…

“Having a child doesn’t mean you have to stop living your life and limiting where you go...”

Actually, that’s exactly what it means. Having a child means changing your lifestyle significantly.

I think the kid should be in a pressurized crate in the cargo hold, personally.

This? This shit right here? Is exactly why people hate you, sanctimonious mombies. I always wondered what the thought processes were of those idiot parents who let their kids run screaming through the restaurant and finger paint the tabletops with the condiments, but now I wonder no more.

Because the whole reason I allow her to fly in such a position is to make you happy, you pricks.

• I pick this one: “She visits her grandmother’s house for the first time when she’s old enough to pay for her own seat, iPad, and Beats by Dre headphones.” Keep your kid out of my underseat space. It’s mine. I bought it. Your kid is your problem. If she’s not old enough to fly, then she’s not old enough to fly.

It wasn’t. She also committed murder.

In his defense, they probably won’t shut the fuck up about Austin.

Yes, this terrible pun is completely representative of “us,” and unhip government functionaries only exist in America.

Wow, you really are a soccer fan.

It’s not that I don't appreciate all the times you bought my coffee when you saw me in uniform. It’s definitely a thoughtful gesture. But if you really want to thank me for my service, you can collectively raise holy hell with your elected representatives about how injured veterans are cared for in this country when…

Except that’s not it. It’s congress. VA is part of the executive branch - it can only execute what congress tells it to.

This photo of him looking stressed out is some sweet justice porn.

Lol did you write this?

Like seriously, what the fuck were you thinking when posting this? Drug trafficking may just be a little bit of harmless horseplay where you live but the shit just posted on here WILL RESULT IN YOUR DEATH if your plane lands in many parts of the world.

Dear flygirl,

Yet when I pull my junk out it’s “illegal” and i “go to jail” and “get a restraining order” wtf is with this double standard

Ok but as a black woman White racism in the north is just as bad and pervasive so cool it with that sense of superiority