let’s hangout on yachts please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Are you looking to introduce some Liz-Taylor-filming-Cleopatra vibes into your summer wardrobe?” MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS DEFINITELY, “WHO ISN’T?!?!” goddamn these dresses are gorgeous!

When you realize Omarosa found someone who is OK with being married to her, but you haven’t made it past a first date in almost 3 years.

cordial conversations is going to be the name of my new podcast all about fancy drinks.

Me.

His official photo immediately made me think of Vigo

Mimi is happy with her boobs, and I am happy for her. Actually, she probably spent an hour getting glammed up to point them at that big ol’ Christmas tree for Instagram. It’s hard work. Your assistant has to get the Air BnB for you, and pack for you, and tell you to point your boobs at the tree. It’s hard work. Be…

This arrogant POS will be lucky if he can finish one term and hopefully the lesson learned will prevent another - for awhile.

Domenic. The. Christmas. Donkey.

There was also a storefront “Waters Plumbing”.

Kristin Muhfucking Chenowith.

I get it but I also don’t.

She was very close to her family. But it was well known in Corpus Christi her dad was not that supportive of her English pop music transition and resented her husband’s support of her. They have retained a tight control over image to protect it from exploitation. It’s so horrible they can’t agree how to present her…

No, Buc-ees is an American treasure. Texas has two things that I wish were in nationwide distribution: Buc-ees, and Alamo Drafthouse. They just put an Alamo in Brooklyn, so I’ve got that going for me, but I need the other for my commutes into NJ

I have a Buc-ees koozie. I also have Buc-ees socks.

I’m going to texas in January, and no lie, I’m most excited to go to Buc-ees.

I’ll offer this ray of hope. Probably won’t get out of the greys, but it’s worth saying.

I lost my dad in the previous century and I’m sorry to tell you it will always suck - however, as time goes on, you’ll get used to the suckiness. I still miss my father every single day, but now thinking about him doesn’t bring tears to my eyes like it did for a year or so after he died.

I’m going through this right now. I just lost my dad, and Oswalt’s words on his loss have been helpful, in a “Right. This is how it’s supposed to be.” way. It sucks. It all sucks and will suck for the foreseeable future.